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More Jack Bauer Facts
#544 Jack Bauer doesn’t drink honey, he chews bees.
#678 Jack Bauer doesn’t get an erection, he sets up a perimeter in his pants.
#933 Jack Bauer banged my sister. Good for him.
#82 When Jack Bauer goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
#1013 Once Jack had the hiccups. He then put a pistol in his mouth and fired. The hiccups have yet to return.
#599 When jack bauer cuts onions, the onions cry.
#1000 Jack Bauer found Bin Laden. Let him go, and found him again for his own amusment.
the best television character of our generation.
